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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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