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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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