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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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