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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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