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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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