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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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