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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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