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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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