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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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