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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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