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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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