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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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