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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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