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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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