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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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