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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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