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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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