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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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