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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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