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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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