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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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