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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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