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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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