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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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