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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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