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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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