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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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