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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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