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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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