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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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