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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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