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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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