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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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