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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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