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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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