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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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