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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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