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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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