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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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