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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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