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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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