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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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