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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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