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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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