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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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