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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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