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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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