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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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