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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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