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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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