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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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