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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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