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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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