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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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