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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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