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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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