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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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