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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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