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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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