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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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