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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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