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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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