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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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