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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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